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Send messageToma Sota Balcu, oh really?
A stupid "Forward or die" chain letter has been posted on Youtube
It was reposted on this forum and spread to Yahoo answers. A slightly different version was posted and nicely smashed here.
This stupid hoax continues to pop up every so often.
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This Toma Sota Balcu whatever little girl is quite the amazing little twirp, no really! She can perform some fantastic feats! Here is her remarkably ridiculous story and why it has been smashed!
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Chain1: GIRL DIED IN 1993,
Chain2: "A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer.
Wotcher: (Oh no! not a HOMICIDAL one!)
Miss Capri: So which was it? 1993 or 1933? You do realize the time discrepancy, right? A lot more people than that died in any given year. So? A decade or several later and you're going on about it?
Chain1: A MAN BURIED HER IN HER OWN home when she was still alive.
Miss Capri: Was she some kind of earthworm or mole or something? If not, then you make no sense. He couldn't have buried her alive in her home, because then her home would have to be underground, in which case, burying her wouldn't have killed her, so there goes your attempt at being scary. You failed, you suck.
Chain2: He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.
Wotcher: (Hmm, I would've buried her in a carpet.)
Miss Capri: Lol!
Chain1: The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her.
Miss Capri: Oh? And you would know this, how? You would've had to be there, which means you would've been the murderer. In which case, you just confessed. As for that gobbledygook chant, it sounds like a Minnesotan tomato or something. Think I'll use it in an upcoming creative-writing project. Thanks for the idea.
Chain2: The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her.
Wotcher: (The murdered? This is messed up xD)
Miss Capri: Bwahahaha!
Chains: Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl.
Miss Capri: Oh, sure, since she's dealive, do you know what I do to little dealive kids? And as if reading text will actually cause me to meet anyone, right...
Chain1: In the middle of the night she will stand at the side of your bed starring straight int your eyes.
Miss Capri: In the middle of the night, I might be at my computer, smashing the heck out of her chain letter, putting her in a creative-writing world of hurt. And how does one go about "starring" Is she glisteny like the Twi-pires or something?
Chain2: "In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling.
Wotcher: (Oh yeah, because I sleep with my neck on the ceiling lol)
Miss Capri: LOL!
Chains: She will suffocate you like she was suffocated.
Miss Capri: A nonexistent little dealive kid can't do a thing to a real live flesh-and-blood human being. So no, you still haven't scared me.
Chain2: If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded."
Miss Capri: Right, so are you bothered by this thing getting smashed to heck?
Chain1: This story is sadly true.
Miss Capri: Considering your idea of "true" is sadly, well, sad. It's laughably false.
Chain1: If you post this 5 differnt times she will not
Miss Capri: She will not, anyway, since she doesn't exist and can't do a thing other than make me laugh.
Wotcher: WTH? lmfao at this sad attempt. *Begins clapping*
Miss Capri: *joins in with derisive laughter*
Chain3: If you post this,
Miss Capri: If I post this without smashing it I'd be an idiot.
Chain3: she will not bother you.
Miss Capri: Too late for that, her chain being reposted is what bothers me. No, not in an "I'm scared" way, but in an "I'm annoyed and the next dweeb to post this chain is gonna get pitched into a cyber ditch."
Chain3: Your kindness will be rewarded princess.
Miss Capri: The way to be kind is to not repost this chain, and I'm not a princess.
So Let's here it for the Super Wonder Toma Sota Balcu Girl! She can stand by your bed while starring, and be on the ceiling all at the same time! She can manage to chant while being murdered alive, buried in her own house underground!
