Jenny Jenny, I don't give a penny!
You are being lied to by the idiot who started the Jenny death hoax.
Maria Marshall, Keisha Jones, and Omar Wilkinson were not killed by a chain letter. None of them died at the locations, on the dates, or in the manner the Jenny chain claims. The only one out of the three names mentioned who was a murder victim is Maria Marshall. The others are still living.
Please stay tuned for the facts on these people to be presented further down the page. In addition, read Sierra Schultz's post which summarizes it all very nicely.
If there had been an Omar Wilkinson murdered, search results would've turned up information. There are Omar Wilkinsons around, alive, on sites like Facebook and Linkedin, and no sites with articles about an Omar Wilkinson being killed other than reposts of the pants-on-fire Jenny chain letter.
There are other Maria Marshalls and Keisha Jones's who are very much alive. Just Google and you'll find people with these names all over social networks.
Unfortunately, Jenny is not the only death chain hoax to misuse the names of real people and events, lying about them in a forward-or-die con. The 1959 Dyatlov Mountain Hiker Tragedy, Kelsey Smith Briggs, Teresa Fidalgo, Amanda Todd, and possibly a woman who called herself Savannah were lied about, their names misused and dragged into chain letters they didn't create and have nothing to do with. It takes a very heartless person to make up a death chain and drag the names of real people who died into it. How would they like it if one of their family died and someone came along and made up a death chain, using the name of their deceased family member? Those hikers, Amanda, Maria, Kelsey, Teresa,and Savannah don't deserve to have their memory treated so shabbily.
Unbelievably, a blogger named Chris, got negative comments from Jenny dupes when she did a great smash of the Jenny chain, and some people who apparently can't read or have some other issues with comprehension, actually seemed to think Chris was behind the hoax, and, they believed the Jenny stories were true because of Wikipedia.
Look here, people: Chris did NOT originate this hoax, she is NOT Jenny.
Second, just because there really were people who got killed does NOT make what the Jenny chain says about them or anything else true. wikipedia does not make the Jenny chain out to be true. Wikipedia only deals with the actual cases of Maria Marshall, and Keisha Jones's.
This stupid Jenny death chain hoax has invaded Facebook and scared people on Yahoo Answers as well as other sites.
June 6, 2011. June 6, 2012. June 28, 2012. July 16, 2012. August 11, 2012. December 1, 2012 on soduoduo.com. December 1, 2012 on indie-cds.com. January 20, 2013 on Yahoo Answers. January 31, 2013, on Facebook. May 30, 2013, on the Lexington KY section of Topix forums. Topix is unfortunately inaccessible to anyone who can't see a captcha image, so you may need Rumola or DeathByCaptcha. May 30, 2013.. May 31, 2013.
Another dealive kid chain-smash by yours truly coming up, but first, this great Youtube video pointing out and proving this chain letter is utterly stupid.
Now, here goes.
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Jenny's chains: Hi My
Poster: Boy, so many Jennies in these chains...
Miss Capri: So, Jenny, obviously you're not Jenny the 7-year-old dealive red-head. Which leaves the Jenny from the Dead Reckoning dying teen don't drink and drive poem chain, or Jen In Your Closet, Jenny, one of those babysitters scared of the phone, or PrincessJ00 Jenny from the forwarding con that says you'll get the rest of the story by passing it on to other people. Bull. And you can call me Miss Capri.
Jenny: I am
16 years old
Poster: Oh really? For how long? Because I remember this chain circulating for quite a while.
Jenny: and have dark blonde hair.
Poster: What if I told you that nobody cares?
Miss Capri: Apparently you've been 16 for years, and I don't care what your hair colour is.
Jenny: NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING
Miss Capri: I can start smashing this chain.
Jenny: YOU MAY NOT
Poster: Actually, I can stop whenever I want. You are not a dictator of some sort.
Miss Capri: You may not presume to tell me what I may or may not do. I'll stop many times while reading, to smash this chain through and through. NOZt or no NOZt… What the heck is a NOZt?
Jenny: I was murdered July 14th
Poster: Really? Did you have to use that specific date?
Miss Capri: No you weren't because then you wouldn't have been able to start this stupid chain.
Jenny: with my fathers shotgun ............and butcher knife.
Miss Capri: If you were killed, how would you know you were killed and by whom and what? This overkill doesn't even make sense, a gun and a knife? If you were trying to sound scary and make me sorry for you, Jenny, you failed.
Poster: Ugh! So many knives in these chains! Like: Boooooooooooooo, the knives of doooo-ooooo-ooooo-oooooom. And hoe did he kill you with both. He killed you with the knife, reanimated you and killed you again with the shotgun? *smiles sarcastically*
Miss Capri: *Snicker*
If we're not making this quite clear enough, mary.mcquillan has this to add:
mary.mcquillan: if she is dead, how is she surfing the net?? For a ghost she is pretty good.
Miss Capri: And in case you still don't quite get it, Jenny, the point is, if you're dead, you're dead. You can't write messages or go on the net let alone know who's spreading your hoax and who isn't.
Jenny: If you do not post this on 20 other pages
Poster: I won't be a spamming idiot.
Miss Capri: I will not have fallen for your stupid hoax and annoyed or duped anyone else and acted like a chump into the bargain.
Jenny: i will come to your house in the middle of the night and kill you with my fathers shotgun and butcher knife.
Poster: It is "I". Capitalized. Also, BULLCRAP! I have read this chain so many times and I am still here.
Miss Capri: So just exactly how would you manage that if you're supposed to be dead? And you try getting anything past me, I'll eat your face off. Just ask Bloody Mary and her gang of pals who tried. Not that you can…
Oh, and I'm not spamming 20 pages with your laughable lie.
have 5 hours to complete this task.
Miss Capri: You have 5 seconds to try getting out of my way.
Jenny: Don't believe me,
Miss Capri: DUH!
Poster: No. Not a reason to believe you.
Jenny: *-maria marshall, Pelham, Texas 1998, was showing and went to bed right after, found dead the next morning. -
Miss Capri: Wrong. The real Maria Marshall was murdered September 6, 1984, in Oyster Creek, NJ, not in 1998, Pelham, TX.
But your fake girl went to bed right after showing the next morning and was dead? Yeah, no sense… Showing what? Showing how she could pass on chain letters? And what's this stuff you mention in the above about July? Did you and Maria die on the same night in the same month or something?
Jenny: *-keisha jones, Nashville, Tennesee 1995, fell asleep while watching television and mother heard gunshot and scream, found next morning lying on the floor.
Miss Capri: There is more than one Keisha Jones, and one is a fictional character in a series.
The real Keisha Jones's, *Shudder* Ugh! There are three infamous ones that I found so far.
One Keisha Jones killed her boyfriend with a vehicle in Grays Ferry.
The third Keisha Jones, ugh! *Cringe* She tried to kill her husband's mistress's baby and the mistress with drugs and poison in Brooklyn, not Nashville TN.
So, your next fake girl heard the shotgun scream and lay on the floor? You're losing it, Jenny. Please, stop with the pathetic bogus example stories before you kill your very last brain cell.
Jenny: *-omar wilkionsin, milwaukee, wisconsin 2002, reading a book to go to bed and was shot and stabbed through the book after he fell asleep.
Miss Capri: And the moral of this silly tale, don't try to use a book as a shield in the midst of a battle. No, really. You can't even spell 'Wilkinson' right.
Poster: Most of these are fake. There is one though that really was killed, but it was wrong place and/or date and definetely does not have to do with the chain.
Poster: No. I think we already went through that.
Miss Capri: Duh, Jenny, you can tell me that a mushroom is really a kind of potato as many times as you like, and that will never make it true. You're a liar, Jenny, and you stink laughably at it.
Jenny: google their names....
Poster: Already did. As I said, most of those are fake and I have proof.
Miss Capri: Lol Jenny, you piffling moron! Guess what? I DID Google their names, and that's how your buttkiss examples got debunked, your whole pile of bollox, utterly smashed!
Jenny: Trust me
Miss Capri: Rofl Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! NOT!
I hope anyone who reads the links I provided on Maria Marshall and Keisha Jones, and the complete absence of Omar Wilkinson stories will know better than to trust the likes of you in future!
Jenny: i did not want to paste this.
Poster: THEN WHY DID YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Miss Capri: Well you never had to. and now, it's smashed and so is your ability to scare anyone else once they read this smash.
Jenny: But it's kinda scary
Poster: How can this be scary?
Miss Capri: No, it's very stupid. Your saying something is scary doesn't make it scary. But there is every bit of proof with the people you continue not to kill as your hoax is spread, and the links (found on Google) debunking your bogus example death stories, that this chain is stupid.
Jenny: so I did it
to be sure
Miss Capri: You did it to start a lousy hoax. Your intent, Jenny, is dishonest and dishonourable.
Go jump in a lake.
Jenny is done for.
Once there was a spoiled brat called Jenny. She hated some people, including her father, because he didn't buy her the barbie mermaid princess doll and took away her doll when she tantrum - ed. (She was really immature for her age.)
So she decided to write a chain letter, where she said she was killed by her father, and added in the people she hated including her father as examples.
In a stunning display of manipulative callousness, Jenny included the name of a real murder victim into one of her bogus example stories in a bid for credibility. She knew that might be likely to convince more people that her chain letter had special powers. She just hoped they would all be too scared to look up the facts upon her daring them to Google.
Later, a period of time after being smashed by Capri, Jenny found herself transported to some unfamiliar room.
A figure appeared. He told Jenny about the rules of dealife.
-I like writing books., he said as he pulled something that looked like a necromancy spellbook, but wasn't. If it had been, Miss Capri would not have handed Jenny over to him. However, it had the the appearance that made it irresistible to dealive chain freaks who were sometimes into the occult.
Jenny, still not fearing him, reached out for the book, thinking she could grab it and use it as a means to dominate the world.
She would be shocked and bitterly disappointed.
The figure continued his explanation, "And this book contains every horror. And this is where you will stay until you fade away." He then proceeded to suck her into the book.
She will be chased by everything scary in there, and sneered at by anyone with sense outside of the book, until she becomes erased along with her chain, when it completely stops.